Marilyn's Moo Moo's


Marilyn's Moo Moo's

     


How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He tractor down


                                       
buy beef
EAT chicken


Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn't work




Moo-girls


Moo-moo

What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
Bull-dozin'

           


What do you call a cow that has just had a calf?
Decalfenated




Moo-pasture


Moo-barn

What do cows wear in Hawaii?
Moo-moos


Mr. & Mrs. Moo
fixin' to go to town
Moo-Party

Moo-Ranch

Marilyn-Moo & Aggie-Moo

Marilyn-Moo & Herford-Moo

The Singing Cow


What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
Beef-flat



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What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia

      



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